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June 2013

Jun 19, 2013314 notes
i did say...

it would go 7. but this was a wasted opportunity. gaaaaah.

with extra ‘a’s.

Jun 19, 20131 note
#nba finals
Here’s a mixtape of all the samples from Yeezus | Music | Great Job, Internet! | The A.V. Club → avclub.com

is it wrong that i’d rather listen to the songs that captain croissant sampled than his own album? because hey-tuesday night confession:

i’ve never listened to a kanye west album.

i have a feeling years down the road, i’ll be like, “hey, i’m gonna download  ‘808’s and heartbreak’ “, and then then it will give me nipple hard-ons while i listen & i’ll kick my own ass about how stupid i was for missing the kanye train.

Jun 18, 20131 note
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Jun 18, 2013
Jun 18, 20134 notes
#cute overload
Jun 17, 20132 notes
#steal like an artist
Jun 17, 201369 notes
Jun 17, 201318,747 notes
Jun 17, 201366 notes

thebitepodcast:

Critiquing shit you love is as important as critiquing shit you hate

Jun 17, 20132,744 notes
Jun 16, 20132 notes
#don de dieu #unibroue
father's day

this year i got my dad the gift of a half pound of super-fresh gulf grouper. it was a choice between that, wild salmon & chilean sea bass. i believe i chose wisely.

i got to hang out with him for a bit & we bullshited about how awful cable tv programming is, and that was good enough for me. my dad didn’t really want to do anything this year (despite my mom & myself trying to get him to decide on something for the better part of this week).

but this is his father’s day. dude, you can do what you want. you are entitled. and whatever you do, i still love ya. that’s good enough for me.

just enjoy the grouper.

Jun 16, 20131 note
new rule:

since marvin gaye is dead, only jim cornelison and rene rancourt can sing national anthems from now on, at all sporting events.

though i think this may be physically impossible, we will all be better for it, as a nation.

Jun 15, 2013
#USA! USA! #blackhawks #bruins #nhl finals
Jun 14, 20137 notes
#schrodinger's cat
“People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.” —Abraham Hicks (via eyes-of-mars)
Jun 14, 201350,557 notes
Jun 14, 2013103 notes
#the daily show #john oliver
Jun 14, 20133,767 notes
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