June 2013
it would go 7. but this was a wasted opportunity. gaaaaah.
with extra ‘a’s.
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is it wrong that i’d rather listen to the songs that captain croissant sampled than his own album? because hey-tuesday night confession:
i’ve never listened to a kanye west album.
i have a feeling years down the road, i’ll be like, “hey, i’m gonna download ‘808’s and heartbreak’ “, and then then it will give me nipple hard-ons while i listen & i’ll kick my own ass about how stupid i was for missing the kanye train.
Critiquing shit you love is as important as critiquing shit you hate
this year i got my dad the gift of a half pound of super-fresh gulf grouper. it was a choice between that, wild salmon & chilean sea bass. i believe i chose wisely.
i got to hang out with him for a bit & we bullshited about how awful cable tv programming is, and that was good enough for me. my dad didn’t really want to do anything this year (despite my mom & myself trying to get him to decide on something for the better part of this week).
but this is his father’s day. dude, you can do what you want. you are entitled. and whatever you do, i still love ya. that’s good enough for me.
just enjoy the grouper.
since marvin gaye is dead, only jim cornelison and rene rancourt can sing national anthems from now on, at all sporting events.
though i think this may be physically impossible, we will all be better for it, as a nation.