humanzee 2.0

philk:

You’ll never be as terrible as Florida.

thank you. we’ll be here until bugs bunny saws us off the union, and then we’ll sail off to become the australia of amercia, but exceptionally more dumb.

1. i got a $75 gift card to amazon for answering a 20 minute questionnairre about what hosting company i used for reseller hosting.  score.
2. with this gift card, i am going to put it towards purchasing a memory form mattress, which i learned is comparable to a tempurpedic mattress, but is many hundreds of dollars less.
3. when undertaking research of this mattress versus the quality of the tempurpedic mattress, i learned that more people find it better for sex than a tempurpedic. first, i’m thinking, “great! my sweetheart WILL LOVE THIS!” then i’m thinking, “wait-this is a criterion for mattress quality?”
4. (long pause).
5. YEAH IT IS.
6. i picked up my pass for sleep & st. vitus. it was still free. i was still surprised about this being free.
7. and here it is-right before 12 o’clock. and i get to go to sleep. and i am excited about it. jaysus chroist-i am getting old.