humanzee 2.0

May 23

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it’s like my life, except the TP isn’t shredded & dragged all over the bathroom.
and my cat wears a headband, of course.

it’s like my life, except the TP isn’t shredded & dragged all over the bathroom.

and my cat wears a headband, of course.

May 22

see you in hell, my friends.

see you in hell, my friends.

i am feeling some taco urges today.

i am feeling some taco urges today.

The first single off Goodie Mob's reunion album features Janelle Monáe, is totally nuts -

this is pretty great.

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abloodymess:

purepopfornowpeople:

Why do we dislike LeBron?

For me, it’s how he left Cleveland.

I thought The Decision was a really shitty thing to do.

What Adam said. He is also such a special snowflake and gets treated as such by the league. Dude NEVER gets called for his fouls and is never above sneaking in a cheap shot.

entitlement. he’s the most talented player since jordan, but jordan didn’t need to be coddled because he demanded respect. he had the mentality of a killer, and lebron can win, but honestly he doesn’t have that ruthlessness.

i never thought i’d say this, but this is the part of kobe’s game that i have grown to love, particularly as he’s gotten older. he still bitches too much, but that grittiness has finally started to shine through this smug part of being his airness’s apparent.

also, lebron all of a sudden got bigger & started wearing braces for a while after joining the heat, hence my friend and i have an ongoing debate that he’s been the recipient of HGH since the NBA hasn’t test for HGH in the CBA.

The last of the veggie Sriracha & Brown Sugar BBQ Sloppy Joes. I hardly knew ye. Bummer dude.

The last of the veggie Sriracha & Brown Sugar BBQ Sloppy Joes. I hardly knew ye. Bummer dude.

some good advice here.

some good advice here.

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May 21

gpoy

gpoy

(via idontgiveafuck3211)

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already? damn.

already? damn.

May 19

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