humanzee 2.0

i am ready for booze in t-minus 7 hours and counting.

i’m finding booting up from the tryptophan and pie smothered weekend to be slow going.

i reckon by 3 i’ll be up to speed. and by four i’ll be ready to leave work.

i’m feeling a little shivvy today, if one can indeed be described as shivvy.

so be forewarned: if you cut in front of me in the food line today, you’re taking one in the kidney.